The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.
#enough to cause global warming
#You’ve been hit by #You’ve been struck by #A Smooth Criminal
“Buried on an island of dead what cannot be found except for those who know where it is. Find it, we did. There be the chest. Inside be the gold. And we took ‘em all. We spent ‘em and traded ‘em and frittered ‘em away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave ‘em away, the more we came to realize the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust…”